Uncategorized

Campus employees launch war against fat

MCCC employees will be teaming up for a war against fat following the new year.

College employees from all five academic divisions have been invited to form teams of three to five members.

The team that loses the most weight as a whole wins the college’s “Congressional Medal of Honor.”

Along with this elusive award, the lightest team will be awarded a Top Secret Prize.

The rules of engagement stress that no individual will have their weight revealed.

Weight gain and loss will be tallied every Monday to find each team’s percentage of weight loss.

The teams’ stats will be updated weekly to keep the battle going.

Participating employees are scheduled to report for duty Jan. 10.